Jesus dad! Wake up and smell the plague!
Can Julie Andrews pass the ‘wholesome test’? The answer is no.
Julie is even more perfect than I previously thought.
when you open a snapchat and it’s an unexpected nude
the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people
Seriously. I love trolling like this. It’s so fun. DON’T ASK ME FOR NUDES. OR TRY TO SEXT WITH ME. I WILL AUTOMATICALLY NOT SEND NUDES. NOR WILL I SEXT YOU.
I would sext you like every day just to see what smartass remarks you could send back
The snowman came out a little differently than expected.
I had to put my phone down I am laughing so hard
even white people are sick of white people’s bullshit
when someone you don’t like loves the same song as you
for my next big comedy act i’m going to stand up and read excerpts from the heterosexual awareness month site
"We are one of the only groups who no longer have a respected voice in this modern world."
"you were named after the bravest man i knew" nah son snape was fuckin creepy and harassed harry for years bc he wanted to fuck his mom sorry
dumbledore was an ass too he totally left tiny baby harry on a doorstep in the middle of the night KNOWING WELL tht the family he would be with were abusive wtf man
why did he name his kids after these men i do not understand
The Victoria & Albert Museum
What’s a “half-mourning” dress? Mourning in the front, party in the back?
Half-Mourning was the third stage of mourning for a widow. She would be expected to mourn her husband for at least two years, the stages being Full Mourning, Second Mourning and Half-Mourning. The different stages regulated what they would be wearing, with Full Mourning being all black and with no ornamentation, including the wodow’s veil, and the stages after that introducing some jewellery and modest ornamentation. When in Half-Mourning you would gradually include fabrics in other colors and sort of ease your way out of mourning.
Wow, I am happy you made that joke so I could interpert it as a serious question and have an excuse to ramble on about clothing customs of the past, I am a historical fashion nerd.
That’s very informative, but I’m going to stick with my original head canon:
I love both the informed fashion history and the hilariously off-the-wall halves of this post.